(note – from this point on, this page and all those that it links to are going to have a lot of a bad language. You have been warned)
Hi, I’m Fred, and I’m a massive, cynical, pessimistic, egotist who thinks they can write and is also more opinionated than Sarah Palin on Homosexual Parents Against Guns and Christianity. But, I’m also apparently funny, which is a joke in and of itself.
Anyway, I’m suppose to be reviewing things, or at least that’s what they’re not paying me to do. So be prepared for opinions with few facts, fatalistic views on society, and pretty much outright hatred for most of humanity. Enjoy.
Click on these bad boys below and find out just how much I’m trying to hopelessly imitate Charlie Brooker:
- Whale Rider
- Iron Sky
- Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
- Rise of the Planet of the Apes
- The Hunger Games
- The Running Man (1987)
- The Orphanage
- G.I Joe: The Rise of Cobra